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JIMMY "THE REV" SULLIVAN
Tue, 12/29/2009 - 05:22

It is with great sadness and heavy hearts that we tell you of the passing today of Jimmy “The Rev” Sullivan. Jimmy was not only one of the world's best drummers, but more importantly he was our best friend and brother. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Jimmy's family and we hope that you will respect their privacy during this difficult time.

Jimmy you are forever in our hearts.
We love you.

M Shadows, Synyster Gates, Zacky Vengeance and Johnny Christ


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Oh, you have GOT to be fucking KIDDING me.
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Twenty Oh Nine

What did you do in 2009 that you'd never done before?
Graduated university with an Honours degree. Sold my soul to the Dev — I mean, gover — wait, I DO mean Devil. Went for a 4-day OBS challenge and jumped off a platform fifteen feet in the air. Bought tickets to a Green Day concert 8 minutes after they went on sale. Pulled off a 2-day camp for 15-year-olds with only 3 weeks' worth of planning.

Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Can't remember 'em. Maybe I should make a resolution to remember my resolutions.

Did anyone close to you give birth?
No, but someone got married! :)

Did anyone close to you die?
My second aunt.

What countries did you visit?
Malaysia. Sad but true.

What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?
The motivation and the resolve to do all the things I want to do. Either that, or a boyfriend.

What date(s) from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
I can't even remember what I had for dinner last night.

What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Getting a decent job that actually PAYS, despite its soul-sucking attributes.

What was your biggest failure?
Letting things go unfinished and gaining back all that weight I lost.

Did you suffer illness or injury?
Plenty.

What was the best thing you bought?
'Punk Marketing' by Richard Laermer & Mark Simmons. Read it. Oh, and my Blackberryyyy! ♥ :D

Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
A lot of normal, everyday people manage to do that on a regular basis.

Where did most of your money go?
Into the bank, because I'm planning to run away after serving my bond.

What did you get really, really, really excited about?
The news about Green Day and Lamb Of God in 2010.

What songs will always remind you of 2009?
RAH RAH RA AH AH ROMA RA MA MA GA GA OOH LA LA WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE.

Compared to this time last year, are you...
i. happier or sadder? Happier, definitely.
ii. thinner or fatter? Fatter, definitely.
iii. richer or poorer? Richer, thankfully.

How will you be spending Christmas?
With my girls and a naked Robert Downey Jr. Life is good to me sometimes.

Did you fall in love in 2009?
Get back to you on this one.

What was your favorite TV program?
Sadly enough, Boys Over Flowers.

Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Hate is so 2005.

What was the best book you read?
The Thomas Covenant series (Stephen R. Donaldson) and A Game Of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, George R R Martin). Stupidly good.

What was your favorite film of this year?
Sherlock Holmes, by far and large. Transformers 2 and Wolverine were okay, Terminator and GI Joe were tolerable, but New Moon wins for Best Movie Experience Ever. :)

How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?
Expansion. That's both literal and figurative.

What kept you sane?
Nope, sorry, haven't a clue.

Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Seriously? Do you REALLY want me to list out their names?

Who did you miss?
The SPO boardies. Still remember our stupid days spamming the threads.

Who was the best new person you met?
Everyone in NIE! :)

Was 2009 a good year for you?
Every year is a good year in retrospect.

What was your favorite moment of the year?
Crossing the NaNoWriMo finish line with literally seconds to spare.

What was your least favorite moment of the year?
Crossing the NaNoWriMo finish line with literally seconds to spare.

Where were you when 2009 began?
Uh...

Where will you be when 2009 ends?
Partying at Downtown East with Hoobastank! Woooooohhhh!

Did you break up with anyone in 2009?
Wasn't attached in the first place.

Did you make any new friends in 2009?
Plenty.

Who are your favorite new friends?
Huh?

How many different states did you travel to in 2009?
One.

How many concerts did you see in 2009?
None! Ridiculous!

Did you have a favorite concert in 2009?
Nope.

Did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2009?
Don't drink.

Did you do a lot of drugs in 2009?
Don't do drugs.

Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year?
I voluntarily paid $10 to watch an underaged boy take off his shirt and flex his impressive set of pectoral muscles.

What was the worst lie someone told you in 2009?
"Your $3000 grant will be credited to your bank account 2 months after you enter NIE."

What was your proudest moment of 2009?
Graduating university with an Honours degree.

What was your most embarrassing moment of 2009?
Where would you like me to start?

If you could go back in time to any moment of 2009 and change something, what would it be?
Replied to an email 2 days earlier. T____T

What are your plans for 2010?
Watch my heroes perform on stage. Survive my first year of teaching practice. Other than that, everything's pretty much up in the air.
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The Many Ways to Kill Bella in New Moon

  1. Her mondo-severe papercut gets infected and she dies of septicaemia.

  2. When Edward pushes her away from Jasper, she crashes into the table and dies on impact.

  3. Jasper eats her.

  4. She jumps off the cliff. Uh, hello?

  5. Carlisle notices her touching him inappropriately and bitch slaps her through a window.

  6. Paul eats her.

  7. Edward's sparkling skin blinds her permanently.

  8. The dirtbike flips and lands on her skull.

  9. Jacob gets really angry and scratches her eyes out.

  10. After Edward leaves her, she curls up on the forest floor and dies of hypothermia.

  11. Laurent eats her.

  12. When Jacob runs and jumps over her while transforming into a werewolf, he muffs his landing and squashes her with his huge front paws.

  13. Someone in the St Marcus Day parade clotheslines her.

  14. She trips over her own feet in the fountain, cracks her head against the edge, and drowns.

  15. When Edward takes off his shirt, the parade (made up of Twihards) surges forward to catch a glimpse of his sparkliness, and she is trampled in the ensuing crush.

  16. She isn't immune to Dakota Fanning's powers.

  17. The Volturi eat her.

  18. She screams so hard, she bursts an artery.

  19. When Alice is driving at 200mph, Bella falls out of the car and becomes a stain on the road.

  20. She gets between a fighting Jacob and Edward. They do the rest.
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Everything I Needed To Know In Life, I Learnt From New Moon

  1. Sparkling skin is not necessarily a figure of speech.

  2. Edward Cullen is a road hazard.

  3. Red contacts are the shit.

  4. Thou shalt not covet thy future father-in-law. Or touch him inappropriately. Or touch him. At all.

  5. When in doubt, take your shirt off.

  6. It is possible to be nothing more than a CPD - Convenient Plot Device.

  7. Even though your kung fu is strong, you can still die of a heart attack.

  8. Dakota Fanning can be a scary little bitch when she wants to. She rocks.

  9. Deep, dark, unspeakable secrets aren't.

  10. Papercuts can lead to bloodloss and breakups.

  11. Just because you survived a fifty foot drop into a freezing, tumultuous ocean doesn't mean you can't knock yourself out on the cliff wall behind you.

  12. It is perfectly normal to be bipolar, manic depressive and suicidal.

  13. Jacob's abs can be used for washing your laundry.

  14. As powerful as the Volturi are, they would be no match for Buffy. Except maybe Dakota - she's badass.

  15. Running around shirtless in a temperate climate is not just okay, it's MANDATORY.

  16. 'Facepunch' is a movie worth making.